When new guy and I hung out the first day we met, I gotta say we did have some hilarious conversations.
I had my laptop on my lap while we were talking sitting on the couch next to each other. There was something about him that I wanted to rest my head on his lap.
I didn’t know how he would react to that since we had just met so I didn’t. He did tell me I have some small feet and he held up his big foot to my smaller foot kinda like when people hold their hands up to each other comparing.
Anyway, he wanted to know what some guys from POF looked like who contacted me.
I showed him that white 37-year-old guy with the corn rolls of a hair-do and tattoos all over himself. Pretty much a true ratchet redneck. He was a like oh, he’d hit that, lol.
He saw this other guy send me a message on POF and called him a doofus looking dude. Man that had me rolling.
I’m not going to reply to doofus’ message. It was very depressing to read.
Well I asked new guy of course what kind of women messaged him. I have friends who are bigger women, but he is just talking in his mannerisms when he calls them “fat chicks.” He told me that all that’s ever messaged him online are these ugly fat heifers. I’m like, really?! That’s shocking. Then again, I could see that. I’m in the same boat with the old grandpa perverts trying to get some from a young girl and the psycho younger guys and the ratchet looking dudes. I told him he looks attractive enough where he could land himself a nice looking girl **cough**me**cough**
He is not scoring any brownie points with me and hasn’t replied yet about the date thing. When he hasn’t replied, I didn’t send him anything else and am waiting for him giving him time. I’m probably the best looking girl from our area he’s met from POF from what it sounds like, you’d think he’d try to be all over me, right? Then again, I made it clear on my profile how I don’t like guys getting with me right away and I get the feeling that he’s trying to go by my word. He did an embarrassing thing at the end of the night. When he got out of his car to get me his jacket, he slid onto the ground and got his shorts all wet. Ah, I felt bad. I hope he doesn’t want to avoid me because of that.
When I showed my roommates and friends his picture they all said he looks like a pimp, a hunk, and he’s hot, lol. If he was messaging me for one thing, he already knows I’m not about that from my POF profile. Maybe he messaged me at first because he was looking for a new friend to have some good times with, which is pretty much what I’m looking for, too. My roommate said he probably messaged me for sex. I said, I don’t know why he would when I made it very clear on my profile I don’t tolerate being used like that and I don’t like guys getting with me right away.
Another conversation we had was about Facebook. I had to get on a former friend’s account to show him a picture of this ugly dude that was trying to get with me. When he saw me look at some guy’s profile he asked why would I have that psycho under my name? I said, I’m actually on a mutual former friend’s account. He told me he is never giving me his Facebook password, lmao. I won’t give him mine either and that’s fine. The way it should be.